Our First Paid Advertisement!?!

Can you believe it’s already happened? We went ahead and sold out and put some advertising on the site.  Not surprisingly, as all ads are now for prescription drugs, we thought we’d choose a prescription drug manufacturer for our very first ad.  We hope you’ll visit our sponsor if they can convince you there’s really something wrong with you. 

Drugera™.  For when you’re not quite right and really would like to be much more like yourself except you can’t remember who that person is/was/or maybe never had been but you’re pretty sure that person is who others are telling you to be - ask your doctor about Drugera™.  (That is, after he returns from the golf resort we sent him to in Maui to get him to prescribe this medicine.)

Warning:  Drugera™ is for people who cannot suppress or need to suppress their personalities as not to be clubbed like baby seals by conformist society and may not be suitable for people who express no personal opinions.  Those who have had a reaction to, or think they may have a reaction to selective serotonin suppression depression regression inhibitors should not take Drugera™. Side effects are usually mild or just imagined and include dry mouth, dry eye, dry nose, dried up old hag and the uncontrollable urge to sniff dry cleaning fluid. A small number of people taking Drugera™ experienced hallucinations but not the fun pretty colors kind like from LSD. Drugera™ is not for everyone, but don’t let that stop you from asking for it. Drugera™ has an added effect with alcohol, which some people find particularly beneficial. Pregnant women should not be in the same city limits as Drugera™.  Women who had unprotected sex last night should also do their best to avoid Drugera™.   One pill makes you larger.  One pill makes you small. This medicine should not be taken with St. John’s Wort.  This medicine should not be taken by anyone with genital warts.  Don’t stop taking this medication without checking your doctor’s bank account balance first.  Store medication at room temperate, away from heat, moisture and light, preferably in a lead box.  Should you choose to take Drugera™, in some cases, your doctor may do simple tests to detect brain function.