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- While it is definitely immoral to steal Haitian babies, many Americans question if the same would be true of Haitian maids?

- This just in: The U.S. Congress, in a special session lasting all night, finally passed historic legislation outlawing Brad Pitt's beard.

- TV Viewer already willing to do the time for beating a local newscaster senseless with the yardstick he was using to measure first snow of the New Year.

- Julia Roberts' red-hot Valentine advice is to “take your top off.”  Many Americans wonder if that is meant to imply the top of a Whitman sampler.