• Desiree Rogers, the White House social secretary, steps down.  Plans for her to host a reality show about how to crash high profile events, is already in the works.
• Thanks to Canadian ladies hockey, the Winter Olympics plan to add underage drinking as a sport in the 2014 games.
• Study links sleep deprivation to obesity, as we haven't figured out yet how to eat while we're asleep.
• Sir Anthony Hopkins has slammed Paris Hilton labeling her a “soulless machine,” which at least explains why she always walks like a robot.