Somebody Really Wishes Courtney Love Would Stick To Being Crazy Live in Person

A long time fan of celebrity train-wrecks announced this week that she was deeply disappointed that rocker Courtney Love seems to be unleashing her crazy more and more via her Twitter page lately than in person.  Cyndi Wilson stated, “she was fighting all week on line with Edward Norton, maybe about money or sex or something? I really can’t be sure, as she seems to write in some sort of code that's not your typical text-speak and it’s no fun to read at all. I can’t imagine anybody but the voices in her head follow her Tweets regularly.  I’m beginning to give up hope that I will ever pull up TMZ to find out she’s hit anybody in the head with a microphone, poured a bottle of champagne over her head, cursed out an airline staff, bludgeoned anyone with a flashlight and liquor bottle, or she’s still losing custody of her kid every other day.  Stuff like that.  I had a little hope last week when she got into with Lily Allen at that British awards show, but Lily backed down so quickly claiming she doesn’t fight with crazy old ladies and Courtney finished their argument on Twitter.  If it weren’t for that damn Internet site, I’m sure I would have seen footage of her running down the red carpet to rip Lily’s Chanel dress off of her and shove it down her throat. Provided she had remembered to eat at all this year and had enough upper body strength to do it.  And you just know Elton John wouldn’t break that shit up.   I can’t form a mental picture of her scabby thumbs texting on her PDA while she’s weaving back and forth ready to fall of a chair at all.  That totally sucks!”