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• Actor Mickey Rourke claims to have slept with 14 women in one night…hopefully, for the ladies, it was with the lights off.
• Youtube adds video captions for the deaf, but it is still unclear how they will spell the word used to indicate a fart noise.
• Scientists claim a bug in our guts could be the cause of what’s making us fat.  This also explains why it bugs us so much to have a fat gut.
• Police were called to the Jackson family home after a report of a burglary earlier today.  No word yet if it was because Blanket stole Jafarr’s taser gun.