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• Former Bush press secretary, Ari Fleischer, is taking charge to help Tiger Woods rehab his image outside of rehab.  He also has a conveniently pre-prepared “Need to spend more time with my family” speech, just in case.
• Donald Trump denies he hired Rod Blagojevich for “Celebrity Apprentice” just so that they could compare hair products.
• “Kettle Cooked” Bar-b-que chips probably shouldn’t taste like lighter fluid.
• Heidi Montag ditched husband, Spencer Pratt, as her manager.  She also hired a psychic to predict when her face might move again.