Texas Now To Mess With Themselves

Austin- After recently messing with all of us, by rewriting history according to conservative revisionists for all of our youngin’s school books across the U.S. of A., Texas is now diggin’ in their $600 armadillo skin boot heels and dragging their chapped asses over fillin’ out the 2010 census forms and inadvertently, making a mess for themselves.  Texans were counting on the census to provide them with four new congressional districts and four new Electoral College votes, not to mention millions of dollars in federal aid.  But, Uncle Sam can’t deliver what Texans want when too many of them are still behavin’ like Yosemite Sam.  Yes, conservatives in the Sun Belt state are taking a stand by taking no stand, as only 27% of households have returned their census forms.  Not too surprisingly, this puts Texas well below national averages.  There are some that believe most of the resistance is coming from anti-government conservatives who fear the census is just another form of “Big Brother” watching them in Washington.  However, we’ve come to find out that the general distrust on the part of the Texans is really due to their belief that Thomas Jefferson had drafted the questionnaire.