Airline Charges for Carry-On to Now Include Pee & Poo!

What shit will they think of next? As if it wasn’t bad enough that Spirit Airlines has made the decision to charge at least $45 for placing a carry-on bag into the overhead compartment to shift while in transit to give customers concussions when they open the hatch upon landing, thus, adding the pre-existing medical bill expense, now another airline, Ryanair, is planning to charge passengers to use the can!  Ain’t that a kick in the pants? 

Yes, it’s true.  So, as air travel regulations stand now, in addition to getting rid of all of your explosive shampoo and sporks before boarding, you now must evacuate your bladder and bowels before getting on the plane, or risk being charged the equivalent of $1.50 in U.S. dollars by this British airline to eliminate your $4.00 fair trade/shade grown frappuccino, or $11 dollar Dirty Martini!  Makes you want to jab an olive toothpick into your jugular just thinking about it, doesn't it? Somebody needs to call them on this crap!

In addition to these limey bastards charging to use the "loo," they are also reducing the number of restrooms on the plane.  That’s bullshit!  This new policy will leave passengers crossing their legs until they are cross-eyed. 

Well, until travelers take a stand and boycott the airlines for these insane and greedy policies, we’ll just have to find ways to get around their fees ourselves - like this clever hat designer did, pictured above.  And, what the hell was the point of invading Iraq if we couldn't confiscate all of their Mesopotamian magic carpets to ride around for free?