Tuesday, April 27, 2010

City of Brotherly Tough Love?

Philadelphia – You've got to hand it to Philadelphians - if they don’t like you, they’re not shy.  They’ve been known to puke on people with purpose at baseball games, and now they are known for putting Nazis in their rightful place – in a bloodied heap on the pavement. 

Three alleged jackasses and/or douchebags showed up in full Nazi dress for a concert in a bar in Old City last Friday night and were attacked by allied forces outside the bar.  It is unclear whether or not the men had dressed as they did out of loyalty to the Third Reich, or just to pick up tattooed skanks who are fond of punk rock. 

While inside the club the three were largely ignored and mocked, but once outside it was a different story entirely.  Witnesses say they were attacked by at least 50 people. One man offered, "I guess being on 2nd Street in SS uniforms outside of bar is a probably the fastest way to have an opportunity to taste your own blood.”

It is widely believed that severity of the beatings suggested some of the assailants not only hated Hitler, but may have also been still smarting from sitting through “Valkyrie.”

1 comments so far :

Rocky B. said...

It's da City of Brotherly Trouncing

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