Washington, DC – The Republicans have finally caved like a West Virginia coal mine and decided to allow the Wall Street reform bill to move forward for debate on the Senate floor.
Some say they agreed because the Democrats offered to amend the bill to so it wouldn’t include persisting with the bank bailouts, but we wonder what they were really thinking? Perhaps the idea of having to stew in their own juices on crappy cots with Harry Reid snoring like a buzz-saw nearby was enough to make the abominable no-men agreeable? Hard to say for sure, but it’s still a surprising turn of events considering $465 million from fat cat Wall Street lobbyists can buy a lot of lap dances at bondage themed night-clubs. Also surprising in the end of their filibuster is that they had already gone to the trouble to pick out their jammies.
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