Gwyneth took the time to speak to British Vogue in between providing lifestyle tips via her website on keeping her colon squeaky clean. She told the glossy magazine, “Oh, yes, I can be mean. I can be as mean as I am lean. I have a so-called friend who has really done me wrong. But revenge is corrosive and it doesn’t make me feel good. Every time I feel myself holding on to hate, I give myself and IV of brown rice syrup to sweeten up my disposition immediately.”
As a result of the interview, the magazine seized upon the opportunity to speculate that Gwyneth’s rage is directed at long time pal, Madonna, which seems unlikely. In fact, Madonna has been particularly grateful to Paltrow for helping her master her fake British accent, and Gwyneth’s been partial to Madge for turning her on to a trainer* who can make the veins pop out on her bony arms to make her look more fit.
Those in the know suggest her hatred has always been directed at former pal, Winona Ryder, and the feeling is mutual. Apparently, not only did Gwyneth steal Winona’s idea of banging rock stars, but she also stole the script away from her for “Shakespeare in Love,” and subsequently, won an Oscar for playing a boy. This left Winona with feelings of resentment, because as the gamine actress would have been able to do the part of Viola without any make-up, the role could have provided her plenty of time for opportunities to shoplift accessories in the costume shop on set - which would have kept her out of Saks.
*The trainer has since been fired, as the workout schedule left no time for photo opportunities kissing babies in Malawi.
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Blythe Danner minus Blyther Danner equals Gwyneth Paltry
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