Lost Angeles – Reports are surfacing that former soap vixen supreme, Heather Locklear, could be facing up to 90 days in jail for another driving mishap. Locklear, still on probation from a 2008 impaired driving incident, reportedly introduced the front grill of her car personally to a “no parking zone” sign in the California neighborhood of West Lake Village last weekend. Although, authorities have yet to officially confirm it was Locklear as the investigation is still going on. Of course, “up to 90 days in jail,” in L.A. county speak can translate to not even enough time to count the herpes sores on the mouths of the hookers in one’s adjoining cell.
This is still very sad news if it is true. We have been struggling all year trying to muster interest in the new “Melrose Place,” and with Heather’s November 18th debut, we thought we saw a ray of light. But they never wrote her much of a storyline in bringing the bitchy Amanda back, and she seemed to lose interest more and more with each performance, along with interest maintaining her dye job. We can only blame the inane scripts she was given to work with and fellow performers so green, uncharismatic and wooden, they should have been bobbing about next to Sydney’s corpse in the pool. Too much wood and not enough Woodward. Feel better Heather!
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Blow it up like they did at the end of the first series. This time, get em all.
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