Her Rightful Place?

That Sarah Palin is an ass has been long established. From a crooked "Bridge to Nowhere" scheme when she was governor of Alaska, to her disastrous presidential campaign with John McCain in 2008, to being outwitted by the predictable and pedestrian Katie Couric, there's no scenario that she hasn't found a way to fail at spectacularly and humorously.

Now, in addition to being an ass, she's actually ON someone's ass! Marine Sgt. Benjamin Lepping, stationed in Afghanistan, wanted to carry a little piece of the GOP cougar with him, but as his hands were full with machine guns and other implements of destruction, he had her picture tattooed on his left check. "She's really hot," the soldier stated, adding "and it's really great to be able to sit on her face." Hmmm...