Megan Fox: You Can’t Fire Me – I So, Like, Quit!

Former Maxim hot mess, Megan Fox, will not be returning to “Transformers 3,” by choice, not because she was canned.  This news becomes public even before her love interest in the movie, Shia LaBeouf, had an opportunity to predict how much the sequel will suck.

A rep for LaBeouf told us, “you’re confused.  Shia doesn’t complain about how much his movie sucks until after it has done well at the box office despite having no plot.  He even waits until after the Blue Ray and DVD release.   It’s Megan who complains the movie is sucktacular, and she does in while it’s only in post-production.”

Reps for the actress confirmed, “Megan will not be returning to the 
‘Transformers’ franchise despite it having put her mechanical acting style on the celluloid map. It was her decision alone.  It has nothing to with her claim that director Michael Bay has no social skills.  And speaking of socializing, this break from filming will give Megan plenty of time to get better acquainted with the voices in her head that keep telling her she can’t go to movie premieres because someone might have smeared boogers on the seats in the theater.”