Double Delight for Celine!

Las Vegas – Over the holiday weekend French Canadian whole note hit maker, Celine Dion, announced she is expecting twins.  The wonderful news comes after several in-vitro fertilization attempts, which enabled the singer (who may or may not be of this Earth, and with less body fat than a Q-tip has trouble conceiving naturally) to become pregnant.

In an interview with her hometown paper she talked about adding to her family with husband (surrogate dad), Rene Angelil, “I never really gave up on zee notion of having a bebee brudder or seester for Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrenee Charles.  Zeez treatments are very hard, but now that I ear deux heart beats, eet ezz zoooooo worth eet”.

Her husband confirmed that the treatments were both very physically and emotionally hard on the songstress, but Celine and Renee’s patience clearly paid off when they saw the sonogram for the first time of the twins late last week.