We spoke to friends of the family and got some hot speculation which is as follows: "She couldn't take it any more, what him inventing everything from the Internet to Global Warming, and his endless droning on about his ac-com-plish-ments, she had to get out," said a pal. Another remarked "He wore the same suit every day for 40 years! What took her so long? I'da slipped out during the honeymoon." "It was when he started listening to that Gangsta Rap," confided a close confidant of the prudish wife, once known for her crusade against violent/offensive song lyrics, "and not just for the offensive lyrics, but also those guys are terrible poets. Did you know Jay-Z once rhymed 'cop' with 'shot?' I mean it's more than an educated girl should be expected to take!"
(We would have thought that creepy on camera kiss at the 2000 Democratic National Convention that helped cost him the Presidential election would have ended it back then.)
The snoozy ex-VP was available for comment, but since our reporter fell asleep while he was talking, we still don't know what his take is.
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