Pope Apologizes for Getting Caught

Vatican City - Pope Ratfink, head of the world's largest organization of homosexual pedophiles, today issued an apology for all the times the Catholic Church has been caught with its pants down. "I'm really sorry that the victims have come forward and embarrassed us about our bare-assedness," the aging Nazi and coverer-up of crimes against humanity said. "It's important for good Catholics to have Christian charity for the countless abuses of their persons, otherwise the administrative costs of moving their abusers around skyrockets, and you know, heheh, times are already tough enough."

When asked if the Church intended to actually DO anything about the abuses, The Vicar of Scheiss produced 3 shells and a pea, and showed how easy it was for him to fool you into thinking the pea was under one shell, when it really was under another.

Unsolicited Drivel caught up with Edward Head, chief of NAMBLA (North American Man-Boy Love Association, the world's second largest organization of homosexual pedophiles), who said "If I did what he did, they'd throw me in jail and toss the key. What's that old Kraut got that I ain't?!"