It’s Official – Bush Sucked Big Time

The liberal media may have been telling us that along, but now a group of 238 presidential scholars has proved it – George W. Bush (as controlled by puppet master Dick Cheney) was the worst president in the history of the United States. 

Barack Obama, who hasn’t even served a full term, came in at 15th in the polls and an unnamed candidate, who will succeed Obama whenever he leaves office, still came in with better numbers than Bush at 23rd.  The scholars believe if they conducted polls including unborn fetuses that could one day grow up to be president, they would still beat Bush.  Franklin Delano Roosevelt was ranked 1st, and even his wheel chair (while empty) still rolled past Bush in the ranks.

We asked one of the presidential scholars just why Bush scored so low.  He told us, “It’s not about the wars necessarily.  A presidential administration can always find a way to sell a war to the American public.  Bottom line, it was his lack of job creation.  The only jobs he created were in Homeland Security, defense contracting, and there was also a rise in book store clerk openings due to the non-stop publication of ‘tell-all’ exposes about his administration by members who left to spend more time with their families.”