NRA Has Kagan in Their Sights!

The National Rifle Association has come forward to vehemently oppose Elena Kagan’s nomination to the Supreme Court warning Senators that they will pay for their negligence come November when it’s re-election time.

Despite Kagan assuring the Senate Judiciary Committee that she would be an independent and impartial judge, it didn’t stop the angry gun enthusiasts from sending a letter today.

We spoke with a top NRA official who told us, “I don’t care nothing about whether or not she plays softball, but that woman has repeatedly demonstrated a clear hostility towards my best friends – Smith & Wesson.  If she thinks she’s gonna take away my God given right to smear peanut butter on trees so I can shoot squirrels when I'm bored, she's got another thing coming!”

The NRA also opposed Justice Sonia Sotomayor's confirmation last year due to her views on firearms, but it’s probably just as likely that they opposed her because she looked like one of them there illegals.