The rageaholic actor is still waiting to hear if he will be charged for allegedly (caught on tape) threatening to put the Russian songstress six feet under in the rose garden, but he still complained to the judge overseeing their custody battle over baby Lucia that he’s barely scraping by on $600,000 a month and insisted that his child support should be limited to just $6,000 per month. A piddling 1% of what he spends on himself.
How is that even enough to afford formula for Lucia? Everybody knows, you can’t breastfeed off of “fake tits?!?” And WHAT is mad Mel spending his money on?
As per usual, we have sent our crackerjack reporters to find out, and here’s what we discovered about Mel’s latest monthly expenses:
$12k monthly for supply of Holy Water to bathe in and fill Jacuzzi with
$5k for translator to put all of his rants into Aramaic on iTunes for his die-hard fans
$50 worth of fender bender touch-up paint
$950 for artisan communion wafer baker
$2k on Nicorette Gum
$0 for hookers (they should blow him as a privilege!)
$580,000 for Robyn Gibson’s silence
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