The Kardashian Kard is Kanceled!

Fans of over-hyped, pre-paid debit cards with enough fine type in the user agreement to fill a NYNEX Yellow Pages were disappointed today when the new credit card issued by the Kardashian sisters was deemed possibly illegal and discontinued.

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney‘s corporation, Dash Dolls, LLC, sent out a “Notice of Termination” to the companies issuing the card after Connecticut’s attorney general, Richard Blumenthal, claimed the card violated the consumer protection act with hidden monthly service fees classifying it as “predatory” lending.

The Kardashians (in whatever city they haven’t worn out their welcome yet – New York?) were unavailable for comment,  as was Revenue Resource Group, the firm behind the Kardashian Kard.

Unsolicited Drivel spoke with another (anonymous) credit card lender who likes to screw consumers about the Kardashian debit card’s quick demise who told us, “Uh, these ladies were raised by a high-powered attorney, so why is it a surprise that the word ‘predatory’ should come up in the same sentence with their names?  The real question is why they issued the card in the first place?  But I suppose when your only talents are procreating with a psycho and delivering your own baby on camera, making sex tapes, getting busted for DUIs and collecting professional athletes, those girls have to make a living somehow.  Plus, having to have an in-house cosmetician on call for waxing 24/7 doesn’t come cheaply.”