Idaho Gets Holiday Spirit Ass-Backwards

Hayden, ID – It’s official, Santa Claus will NOT be visiting the ignorant hamlet of Hayden, Idaho this Christmas, as local residents who are not insane have discovered and reported an icy likeness of a KKK kook.

Several parents noticed a nearly 10-foot tall snowman with a KKK hood, which was carrying a noose on an area front lawn this week.  In addition to the flakes of hate, the home also clearly displayed Aryan nation flags.

The homeowner eventually removed the noose after a visit from the sheriff’s deputies, but left the point on the top of the snowman’s head to match his very own pointed head.  Eventually, the KKK point got knocked off the snowman by some sane neighbors passing by.

When reached for comment, Santa offered, “This is the season to be of good cheer, not to point out that you're a complete moron that hates Mexicans and queers.  We’ll definitely not program Hayden, Idaho into the sleigh’s GPS this year.”