Hypocrite Trump’s Hair Made in China!

New Yawk – While Donald Trump has been beating on China like a red gong this morning in the press due to their currency manipulation and their failure to take out Moammar Gadhafi while being Libyan oil hogs, we have discovered that like most politicians, he’s a complete hypocrite - because his hair was made in China!

As always, we feel it’s important to expose such hypocrisy amongst potential leaders of our country.  Also, we aren’t as confident as President Obama is that Americans will follow his advice to “not be distracted by sideshows and carnival barkers.”

A source inside the communist industrial giant country told us, “You may have already uncovered the fact that his Trump Signature Collection of suits and ties is made over here, and I’m happy to expose the truth about his hair too.  The hairpiece is not made by child labor as you might think either. Imprisoned Tibetan monks make it out of yak fur.   And the yak fur must be dyed with special saffron which many of the importers have died trying to supply while trekking over the Himalayas. The monks are only given a bowl of hot air on their lunch break between making new pieces too.  It’s a human rights nightmare all around. I’m sorry for your president Obama that he has to answer to a man like Mr. Trump in the press.  But if he wants a cheap supplier to manufacture a hat made out of his laminated birth certificate to get Trump to shut the hell up, I can totally hook him up.”