If You Are the Media Reading Palin’s Email, Ashton and Demi Think You Are Repulsive

Los Angeles – Forgetting that the media is also responsible for reviewing their projects to help build an audience to put macrobiotic food in their mouths, Hollywood’s poster couple for May/December romances, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, has labeled the media as “repulsive” for reading Sarah Palin’s emails.

Tweeting to his six b’jillion Twitter followers Kutcher complained, “As much as I’m not a fan of Sarah Palin I find sifting through her emails repulsive and over reaching.” His wife replied later, “Yeah, like, whatever he said!”

Neither of the disgruntled stars made mention of the fact that the reason the media was interested in these emails was because they were state-related, yet sent on a PRIVATE account, thus, making them suspicious. So far the mails have proven Palin to be a micro-manager who hides that annoying-as-shit fact behind gratuitous praise of her underlings.

Unsolicited Drivel asked a pal of the couple why they would be so vocal about protecting Palin’s privacy when she was a public official. He told us, “I would have thought that ‘repulsive’ was a word they would more likely use to describe a dude who chains little kids to radiators, but since none of their anti-sex slave PSAs registered with anybody they haven’t gotten to use it as much as they would have liked.  Three-syllable words don't come their way everyday.  Not with the projects they've gotten lately.   They certainly don’t have a problem with someone over sharing with the public as they’ve made it into an art form.   I guess their issue is they believe email is private and Twitter is public even though technically nothing on the web is private - just ask Rep. Weiner!   So I suppose if Palin had Tweeted 25,000 times like Ashton and Demi probably do each month, then they wouldn’t have a problem with it. I don’t want to read her emails myself because I don’t want to fall asleep and have my head crash into my new computer monitor, but I’m guessing with her vocabulary, that Palin probably used 140 characters or less in those mails anyway, so what’s the difference?”