Sunday, September 4, 2011

Sarah Palin Wants You to Know That “Polls” are for Strippers

Indianola, Iowa – Speaking to about a tenth of the sheeple yesterday who usually show up at rallies to hear her screech, Former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin told the crowd, “You are the hope, not that hopey, changey, hopey, changey.  Hopey changey didn’t create one single job.*  Just like you, I’m not for sale.  Except at these events.  Oh, and polls are for strippers and skiers and Gallup polls are for horses and ponies. The father, son and the Holy Ghost wouldn’t go on vacation if somebody downgraded their credit either.  No sirree Bob!  Thanks, and God bless.”

Palin still did not commit to running for president in 2012 and a large number of Republicans don’t even want her to run, including a very large Republican in the form of Karl Rove.  However, she clearly displayed no knowledge of how the word pole can be spelled, which is unfortunate as that might be necessary to know once the first of one her daughters** becomes a stripper.

*What about the jobs created by the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act in infrastructure, education, health and energy, you harping dip-shit?


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