Robert Roberts Returns to GMA to Crush “Today”

Say goodnight, Matt.

New York – Anchorwoman Robin Roberts returned to “Good Morning America” studios after her cancer treatment in a test run to turn “The Today Show” into toast.  Or ratings dust, if you prefer.

Roberts began the process of carefully entering her routine to show everyone how much better she looks bald than Matt Lauer and also that she never looks like she’s been sitting on a tack.

In a statement her spokesperson told Unsolicited Drivel, “It’s a thrill for Robin to return and even though morning shows provide little to no real-life valuable information anymore, unlike Mr. Lauer of  ‘Today’ she’s still likely to want to work more than one hour per day for her salary and not piss off her co-workers in the process.”