Funnyman Jim Carrey Issues Heartfelt Apology for Acting Sane

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Los Angeles – Comic actor Jim Carrey issued a very sincere apology to possible fans for acting as if he was using logic yesterday. Carrey, an outspoken gun control advocate, had himself and epic Twitter battle with actual insane people last night. There’s no word as of this writing if Carrey was drunk or just suffering from the typical Sunday night blues, which plague any employed person.

A spokesperson for the rubber-faced actor told Unsolicited Drivel, “Jim is not a bully like Alec Baldwin and he realizes that name-calling is unacceptable under any circumstances. In fact, had he had his meds right, he could have done a lot more damage to the Twitterverse. But he’s promoting his new movie ‘Kick-Ass 2,’ which I’m sure will have no senseless violence whatsoever. He’s just very sensitive after growing up in a neighborhood with gun nuts. His best friend as a teenager once he immigrated, let’s call him Adolph, was actually kicked out of the NRA for being against shooting squirrels with assault rifles after smearing peanut butter on trees. Adolph was an economics major. Why waste all that ammo when an air rifle will do?”