|My stomach is so growling.|
An aide of Christie’s told Unsolicited Drivel, “Donors to his PAC for his Presidential bid for 2016 were starting to get pissed off over all of his public outbursts and signs of his being more arrogant than Donald Trump... like that's even possible! One of his top advisors suggested if he really wants to win the hearts of the American voters he should try picking on someone his own size. Wait. That’s not feasible. Apparently the advisor suggested he now only pick on reality TV stars because America loves shouty and self-involved people, so Chris’ personality would mesh perfectly with theirs. As you would guess, it was suggested that he start with The Real Housewives of New Jersey.