Tuesday, January 26, 2010

More News You Can't Use


o    Kirstie Alley wants you to know that her latest diet has left her one sandwich short of a picnic.

o    Obama calls upon allies to defend his new fiscal position as “Mr. Freeze," but this blog editor is unable to reach The Joker or The Riddler for comment.

o    Publicist confirms that Johnny Depp is not dead – it’s just a new look he’s trying out.

o    ABBA Theme park to open in London and will feature the world’s largest Waterloo slide.





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