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• The Senate rejected a measure to give $250 checks to the elderly. They probably just forgot that seniors are the voters most likely to show up at the polls.
• James Cameron claims to be “okay” with Oscar "Avatar" mocking, as he had his special effects wizards implant a sense of humor chip into his brain.
• Naomi Campbell to release a video album of her greatest hits.
• Fierce anti-gay California State Senator Roy Ashburn was pulled over for DUI after leaving a gay bar…(insert your own “wide stance” joke here).