Congressman Discovers the Biggest Duuhhhh! in the World!

This week in “Our Elected Officials Hard at Work,” we offer this: If you're going to make an abstinence video, it's probably not a good idea to do it with YOUR MISTRESS! Let's say that again: DON'T MAKE IT WITH YOUR MISTRESS. AND DID WE MENTION IT'S A VIDEO SO YOU CAN'T TURN AROUND AND SAY YOU DIDN'T DO IT, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW: IT'S A VIDEO!!

Congressional Representative and uber-hypocrite Mark Souder (R-IN) will be resigning his office by week's end after the conservative congressman was caught making a video in 2009 with a staffer whom he was HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH AT THE TIME. The video also mentions "intelligent design," which clearly doesn't apply in his case. OH AND DID WE MENTION HE MADE A VIDEO ABOUT ABSTINENCE* WITH HIS MISTRESS?!?  BWAHHAHAHAHA! 

*Too bad really, as Bristol Palin could have promoted it during her new $15-$30K speaking engagements.