Shiloh In The City

Gay Paree – Just because her dad looks like a mountain goat, does that really mean she has to look like a monkey?  What are we saying?  We love monkeys! 

Shiloh Jolie Pitt (pictured left…no, right…no, definitely left) was seen out and about searching for haute couture Garanimals this week. 

As mom Angelina Jolie either headed off to Johnny Depp’s trailer back in Venice, or to meet her dad to see if he was really in town only to check compatibility for a life-saving transplant, daddy dude Brad Pitt took his little ladies shopping.  Pitt and his girls headed out this morning for a trip to the exclusive children’s boutique, Les Bébés Gâtés on La rue de Grand Argent. Pitt allowed the girls to pick out all of their own outfits (obviously). Zahara, the oldest daughter, is rumored to have picked out nothing but frilly dresses with handmade lace petticoats.  Shiloh picked out some 80s style acid-washed boys jeans, a couple of organic cotton flannel shirts and some sensible shoes. 

Our assessment of her fashion statements leaves us no choice other than to hereby proclaim her “The Anti-Suri.”  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Previously published.  We will return live on 7/19.