Friday, October 22, 2010

Clarence Thomas Re-confirmed As Perv

Washington, DC – Supreme Court Justice and deaf mute impersonator, Clarence Thomas, is facing allegations once again that he is a pervert.

Lillian McEwen, who used to date Thomas, has told the Washington Post that after she heard about the wacky phone call his wife Virginia made to Anita Hill, she decided to break her silence (while shopping a book deal?) and come forward to talk about their relationship.  She insisted that while Thomas never gave her any rufies (that she knows of), he was “obsessed with porn and large breasts” and would talk about porn films as if they were "Citizen Kane" to anybody within ear-shot.  He would also allegedly play “show and tell” with toys he’d pick up at the local sex shop. This bombshell revelation adds more weight to Professor Hill's accusations.  Besides, Anita Hill never came off as a vindictive, perjuring, hose-bag. 

If all of this is true, that means Justice Thomas LIED UNDER OATH during his senate judiciary committee confirmation hearings.  Unsolicited Drivel caught up with Vice President Joe Biden, then a Senator and head of the committee for comment, and he told us, “That’s a big f@!king deal!”  Former President Bill Clinton added, “Impeach that man!”

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