Lady Gaga Screaming ABOUT Ice Cream

London - While most of us scream for ice cream, pop star Lady Gaga is screaming about ice cream, as an ice cream parlor is featuring a variety called ‘Baby Gaga’ – and it’s made from human breast milk!

Attorneys representing the somewhat original singer have sent a letter to the owners of "Icecreamists," insisting they change the name of their supposedly delectable treat because it is "deliberately provocative and, to many people, nausea-inducing."

A source close to the offending retailer told Unsolicited Drivel, “Haven’t you seen reports on the value of breast feeding?  Most kids could probably skip grade school as a result.  Blimey!  That could save the U.K. government tons of money they don’t want to spend on citizens to begin with.  Regardless, it’s not like it's tinged with the scent of blood and semen like Lady Gaga’s perfume.  Talk about deliberately provocative and nausea-inducing?!?  And Freddie Mercury’s not crawling out of the grave demanding royalties over her stealing his lyric ‘Gaga’ for her stage name from his song Radio Gaga, and she’s not complaining about that little lassie in that 'Baby Gaga' video.  That kid on Youtube makes the tykes on the U.S. show Toddlers in Tiaras look like Buddhist nuns.  Does she have the copyright on the term ‘goo-goo gaga’ too?  Babies beware!  I mean, you know we are not going to hear a peep out of the ‘Lady’ as soon as the gay adult film industry comes out with their new feature Porn This Way before the end of the month.”