After tiring of seeing protest signs with slogans like, “If I want a politician in my vagina, I'll f*ck one!” Republicans are now in secret talks via email to repeal the 19th Amendment. One email stated the signs got on the GOP’s nerves even more if the poster board was purchased at a Hobby Lobby store.
Even though they’ve never read Article V from the Constitution (or any of it so it seems), they believe they have a solid plan. Here it is. Leaked just for you!
The plan is to have Karl Rove rig the midterm elections (His favorite pastime. Other than eating ice cream on a ribeye steak.) so the Republicans can take the Senate. Then they will have Governor-Dr.-Boy Bobby Jindal develop a top secret serum (even though they believe he paid some other Asian dude to take his MCATs and final exams) to put in the mouthy lady house members Starbucks (all of them) so they vote "yay" on repealing the 19th Amendment because they’ve just been essentially “rufied.” Now for keeping the rest of America’s women in their place… they are going to try and convince the fine folks from School House Rock to participate in aggressive ad campaign with subliminal messages about a woman’s place being in the kitchen and preferably pregnant with a child they will starve later. They plan to finance the television commercial time by acquiring Sarah Palin’s PAC money she’s constantly been spending on herself by repeatedly telling her how right purty she is.